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Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.…

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening…

Clarke's Law of Revolutionary Ideas 1) `The check is in the mail.` 2) `I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.` 3) `Of course I'll respect you in the morning.`…

Cheop's Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within…

Bocladge`s Law: He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the…

Ballance's Law of Relativity: How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.…

Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop. Corollary to Anthony's Law: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first always strike your…

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair. He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response. He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?" Still, there was no response. Finally he moved…

An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, "I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She'sa natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my…

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough! I'm sick of her, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Boston and tell her," and then hangs up. The son frantically calls his sister, who goes nuts upon…