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Острое (Sharp humor)
Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers? A: No, you should eat your fingers separately.…

CRAZY PEOPLE TALK

Острое (Sharp humor)
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece…

FIXING AN AILMENT

In Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it's most reformed patients and questions them. If they get the questions right they are free to leave. This year the two lucky patients were Patty and Mike. They were called down to the office and left there by the orderly. They were told to wait as the doctor got their files.…

ПО ЩУЧЬЕМУ ВЕЛЕНИЮ

Пошел Емеля за водой. Только закинул ведерко в прорубь, как попалась ему большая щука. Обрадовался Емеля: - Наварю-ка из этой щуки ухи. Славная уха будет, жирная! А щука плеснула хвостом в ведерке и говорит человечьим голосом (откуда же ей было знать, в какие края ее занесло): - Release me, youngster, and I'll make you a rich man! Емеля, конеч…