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One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying : "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant , but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a…

One evening, a very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant patiently awaiting her date. While waiting, she decided to make sure that she looked perfect for him. So the young lady bends down in her chair in order to get a mirror from her purse. Then just as the waiter walks up, she accidentally farts quite loudly. The lady…

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde…

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of…

One day a Pope and a lawyer died and went to Heaven. God came and said, "Follow me and I will give you your rooms." So they both followed. First God gave the Pope his room; it was very small with a small bed and a small desk. "Thank you, thank you my lord," said The Pope." Then God gave the lawyer his room; it was…

Ninety-ninety Rule of Project Schedules: The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent. [Ninety-ten Rule of Project Schedules: The first ninety percent of the task takes ten percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.] …

Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's sick-leave provisions. One morning at the bargaining table, the company's chief negotiator held aloft the morning edition of the newspaper, "This man," he announced, "called in…

Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting. Well now there is the new Miracle Cat Diet! This diet will also work on humans! Except for cats that eat like people such as getting lots of table scraps most cats are long and lean (or tiny and petite). The Cat Miracle Diet…

Miles' Law: Where you stand depends on where you sit. Закон Майлса: Угол зрения зависит от занимаемого места…

Match's Maxim: A fool in a high station is like a man on the top of a high mountain: everything appears small to him and he appears small to everybody. Афоризм Мэтча: Дурак, занимающий высокий пост, подобен человеку на вершине горы: все ему кажется маленьким, а всем остальным кажется маленьким он сам. …