Adam Sandler We Need A Hero

The pilot had a heart attack

The co-pilot can't be found

The people in the aisles are screaming

They know the plane's going down

 

We need a hero

Someone to save us

We need a hero

To land the plane

 

We need a hero

Who's going to do it

We need a hero

To save the day

 

So I jump to my feet and I volunteer

The people on the plane all start to cheer

I get a high-five from a baby

And a hickey from a flight attendant

So I go in the cockpit

Put the headset on

And grab the main control

Then right away I crash the plane

Because I don't know what I'm doing

 
What the fuck was that?
 

We're on a runaway train

The conductor had a meltdown

The people in the dining car

Are screaming really, really loud

 

We need a hero

Someone to save us

Yeah, we need a hero

To bring us through the danger

 

We need a hero

Somebody competent

We need a hero

To save the day

 

So I put the engineer's hat

On the top of my head

The people go fucking crazy

A guy says "You're the man, man"

And a deaf woman signs "Go get 'em"

Then I go to the cab and I toot the whistle

That's something I always wanted to do

Then right away we fly off the bridge

Because I don't know what I'm doing

 
What the fuck was that?
 

We're in a nice family restaurant

Somebody's grandma's choking on a lamb chop

There's panic in the air as Nana's face turns blue

The busboy screams in Spanish "What the fuck do we do?"

 

We need a hero

who's gonna do it

We need a hero

To clean out her windpipe

 

We need a hero

Who's down with Heimlich

We need a hero

To save the day, yeah

 

So I slap my napkin down on the table

And I get a fucking standing ovation

Another guy gets up and says he's a doctor

I say, "Sit the fuck down I got this shit"

Then I wrap my arms around Grandma's chest

And I look her grandkids deep in the eyes

Then right away I break all her ribs

Because I don't know what I'm doing

Grandma!

 
What the fuck was that?