The Chanukah Song
Alright everybody,
We gonna sing a song right now
That you might know the words to,
So if you wanna sing along that would be fun.
Here we go...
Alright Chicago!
Put on your yarmulke,
It's time for Chanukah
So much funakah
To celebrate Chanukah-h-h
Chanukah is
The Festival of Lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights!
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the Menorah
So does James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the wiesel, Pauly Shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?
Bowzer from Sha Na Na, and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine looking Jew!
You don't need "Deck the Halls", or "Jingle Bell Rock"
Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk, and Mr. Spock, (both Jewish!)
Put on that yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs, whoops!
Celebrates Chanakah
O.J. Simpson... not a Jew
But guess who is? Hall-of-famer Rod Carew, (he converted)
We got Ann Landers, and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish - not too shabby!
Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is? All three Stooges!
So many Jews are in the showbiz-ah
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is
Tell your friend Veronica,
It's time you celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonica
On this lovely, lovely Chanukah-h-h
So drink your gin and tonic-ah
And smoke your marijuani-kah
If you really, really wanna-kah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
