Adam Sandler The Chanukah Song

Alright everybody,

We gonna sing a song right now

That you might know the words to,

So if you wanna sing along that would be fun.

Here we go...

 
Alright Chicago!
 

Put on your yarmulke,

It's time for Chanukah

So much funakah

To celebrate Chanukah-h-h

 

Chanukah is

The Festival of Lights

Instead of one day of presents

We get eight crazy nights!

 

When you feel like the only kid in town

Without a Christmas tree

Here's a list of people who are Jewish

Just like you and me

 

David Lee Roth lights the Menorah

So does James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the wiesel, Pauly Shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?

Bowzer from Sha Na Na, and Arthur Fonzerelli

 

Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too

Put them together, what a fine looking Jew!

 

You don't need "Deck the Halls", or "Jingle Bell Rock"

Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk, and Mr. Spock, (both Jewish!)

 

Put on that yarmulke

It's time for Chanukah

The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs, whoops!

Celebrates Chanakah

 

O.J. Simpson... not a Jew

But guess who is? Hall-of-famer Rod Carew, (he converted)

We got Ann Landers, and her sister Dear Abby

Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish - not too shabby!

 

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is

Well he's not, but guess who is? All three Stooges!

So many Jews are in the showbiz-ah

Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

 

Tell your friend Veronica,

It's time you celebrate Chanukah

I hope I get a harmonica

On this lovely, lovely Chanukah-h-h

 

So drink your gin and tonic-ah

And smoke your marijuani-kah

If you really, really wanna-kah

Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah