Mexican Love Song Or Love Song For (insert your name here)
If you'd be my balance, I would be your check
If you'd be my necklace, I would be your neck
If you'd be my driver, I would be your van
And if you'd be my woman, I would be your man
If you'd be my Larry, I would be your Moe
If you'd be Tom Servo, I would be your Crow
If you'd be my Ollie, I would be your Stan
And if you'd be my woman, I'd be your man
If you'd be my head, then I would be your brain
Be my hallucination and I'll be insane
If you'd be my conspirator I'd be your plan
And if you'd be my woman, I would be your man
If you'd be my pride then I would be your joy
And if you'd be my priest, I'd be your alterboy
If you'd be my tuna I would be your can
And if you'd be my woman, I'd be your man
If you'd be my junkie, I would be your crack
Be Saddam Hussein and I will be Iraq
Be the Ayatollah and I'll be Iran
And if you'll be my woman, I'll be your man
If you'd be my A then I would be your Z
And If you say you love me, I'll just be me
'Coz you know I'd do most anything I can
To make you be my woman, and I'll be your man
