THE KING OF BEAN
I'm the King of Bean.
The King of important Bean.
The Bean of King.
The Bean of important King.
So come with me.
Together we'll be the King of Bean of King and Bean of King of Bean.
But prithee tell me Sire, what makes yonder Bean important?
For 'tis the only Bean possessing the glorious rule of King! But humor me again,
Sire, what makes yonder King important when his subject is naught but Bean?
And what King is not important when so moved to rule justly over his domain?
And one day, when the science of Bean cloning is perfected
And the Kingdom of Bean becomes a vast Bean Empire,
None shall live in fear of the dull omnivorous teeth of the oppressive human classes.
Love not my Bean with a passion that equals consumption.
Soak not my Bean in the softening waters of Satan.
Bake not my Bean in burritos with spices and cheeses.
Eat not my Bean yummy yummy.
Grind not my Bean with the blades of a thousand propellers.
Freeze not my Bean with the cold of a thousand day winter.
Brew not my Bean with the heat of a thousand eruptions.
Drink not my Bean yummy yummy.
I'm the King. King Bean. Bean King. Bean Bean. King Come. Me too.
King Bean King Bean King Bean.
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla important bla.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow important meow.
So come with me.
Forever we'll be the King of Bean of King and Bean of King of Bean.
