CHICKEN BOY
His name is Chicken Boy.
He is a chicken. He is a boy.
It fits. Chicken Boy.
And Chicken Boy, he looks like a Chicken Boy.
I know this guy named Dave who looks just like a Harold.
Every time I see him I go,
"Hey Harold! How ya doin'?"
And he says, "I'm not Harold. I'm Dave."
And I'm like, "Oh Dave! I'm so sorry!
I keep calling you Harold!"
I'm so fucking stupid.
I keep calling Dave Harold.
But Chicken Boy, he looks like a Chicken Boy.
His name is Chicken Boy.
He is a chicken. He is a boy.
It fits. Chicken Boy.
