Blymy The Pirate
Blimey! I'm a Pirate!
And I've got a patch on my eye!
EVIL PIRATE :
I'm the evil pirate!
I want that Blymy Dead!
Gonna make him walk the plank
And have the sharks bite off his head!
Kill that damn Blymy!
COOK:
I cooked his supper jolly out of boiled cats and schnauzers.
No need to spend our bounty on a tin of SPAM from Krausers.
So like Inspector Gadget, Blymy turns to me and says:
"Wowsers! I'd rather be having a splendid time in Trevor the Wanker's trousers!"
SHIPHANDS:
OI!
PARROT:
Brok! He's a Pirate!
And he's got a patch on his eye!
