Something funny goin' on
I went to day school
I went to night school
They gave me a diploma
When I was true
I learn the Hell was clean
And sex was dirty
And 2 and 2 make 4 (2x2=4)
Then I'm not sure anymore
That something funny going on
Something funny goin' on, goin' on
That something funny
Something funny goin' on, goin' on
That something funny
With all of that feeling and dealing
But cheating and lying and stealing
I'm getting definite feeling
That something funny goin' on
Something funny goin' on, goin' on
That something funny
Something funny goin' on, goin' on
... and he steals the die
He write a perselling book and I do what time
And nowhere turn good guys from the bad guys
They are look the same
And let's make a deal is the name of the game
Something funny, Something funny goin' on, goin' on
...