Heikki's Suburbia Bus Tour
Did you read the Sunday paper,
about the strong stomached 25
who from an expedition,
all came back alive
from that hostile country
where only the stones survive,
on Heikki's suburbia bus tour one.
Picture-taking tourist,
the war was half a deal.
The natives can't believe it,
it all seems so unreal.
Just to ask the question,
now how does it feel
on Heikki's suburbia bus tour ride?
2,752 un-scheduled stops.
Watch them kill the crabgrass,
but look out for the cops.
Hospitals for flowers,
the matron ladies cry.
Itchy trigger fingers
as our caravan walks by.
Overcrowded laughter,
'cause they're all four gallons high
on Heikki's suburbia bus tour ride.
Read the Sunday paper
though you may disagree
about the maiden voyage of poets A to Zee.
None confuse to answer
that happiness is free
on Heikki's suburbia bus tour ride.
