(Open Up the) Red Box
Why don't you look at the price I'm paying
Walk in, take a look inside
I've moved back the tables and the chairs to the wall
The valuable things I've had to hide
Open up the red box
Come on, open it up
Open up the red box
Come on, open it up
Peer in, looking for that crasher again
You ruined Terry's party last night
An overweight greasy little man with a mouth
That opens more than now and again
Open up the red box
Come on, open it up
Open up the red box
Come on, open it up
Something good must have happened to you
If you would let it happen to you
If you could let it happen to you
Something good would have happened
Lopez, I hate you for the state you're in
Lopez, your hair, it washes out, it washes in
You mopey-looking little fat boy, Lopez
Oh, come on, get lost
Open up the red box
Come on, open it up
Open up the red box
Open up the red box now
Come on, open it up
Something good must have happened to you
If you would let it happen to you
If you could let it happen to you
Something good would have happened
Something good must have happened to you
(I'm out of my head)
If you would let it happen to you
(I'm out of my head)
If you could let it happen to you
(I'm out of my head)
Something good would have happened
I'm out of my head
I'm out of my head
I'm out of my head...