Selena Gomez My Best Friend

You call me up in the mornings

We'll stay on the phone until dawning

You tell me secrets I actually keep

You call me up around noon and

Bring me all the good gossip

You hold my head when I throw up

I hold your hand when you weep

 

And we talk about friends

And we talk about records

Talk about life

And we'll talk about death

And we dance in the living room

Dance on the sidewalks, dance in the movies

Dance at the festivals, dance, dance

No men ever really dance like this

 

Damn! I wish I was a lesbian

Damn! I wish I was a lesbian

Damn! I wish I was, and that you were, too

So I could fall in love with you

 

You call me up in the evenings

And tell me what they did this time

No matter what, I'm by your side

When it's raining, we'll go to the video store

We even like the same movies

No damn jedis or hobbits, this time!

 

And you laugh at my jokes

And I laugh at your jokes

And I even like the birthday presents you get me

And we dance in the living room

Dance on the sidewalks

Dance in the movies

Dance at the festivals

Let's dance, dance

No men ever really dance like this

 

Why don't I fall?

Why don't I just fall in love with you?

You call me up in the mornings

We'll stay on the phone until dawning

You tell me secrets I actually keep

You call me up around noon and

Bring me all the good gossip

You hold my head when I throw up

I hold your hand when you weep

 

And we talk about friends

And we talk about records

Talk about life

And we'll talk about death

And we dance in the living room

Dance on the sidewalks, dance in the movies

Dance at the festivals, dance, dance

No men ever really dance like this

 

Damn! I wish I was a lesbian

Damn! I wish I was a lesbian

Damn! I wish I was, and that you were, too

So I could fall in love with you

 

You call me up in the evenings

And tell me what they did this time

No matter what, I'm by your side

When it's raining, we'll go to the video store

We even like the same movies

No damn jedis or hobbits, this time!

 

And you laugh at my jokes

And I laugh at your jokes

And I even like the birthday presents you get me

And we dance in the living room

Dance on the sidewalks

Dance in the movies

Dance at the festivals

Let's dance, dance

No men ever really dance like this

 

Why don't I fall?

Why don't I just fall in love with you?