Legless
[Verse:]
I’ve been working all of my life
Tryin to make a dollar last
Well in this morning my telephone rang
As I was putting out the trash
Excuse me sir are you Mr. Jones?
I said yes Ma’am I surely am
Congratulations sir you’re a lottery winner
You’re a rich man the rest of your life
[Chorus:]
I’m in the mood I’m in the mood to get legless tonight
I’m in the mood I’m in the mood to get loaded tonight
[Verse:]
We get all dressed up and we goin down town
In one of them long black limousines
We celebrating with all of our friends
At the paradise ball and grill
I serve my country in Vietnam
And made my life on the line
But tonight I’m letting down I’m selecting my air
With some good champagne and wine
[Chorus:]
I’m in the mood I’m in the mood to get legless tonight
I’m in the mood I’m in the mood to get loaded tonight
[Verse:]
All my taxes paid to good old Uncle Sam
I’m a no nonsense kind of guy
I’m a hardworking man I’m an honest man
But tonight I’m gonna let me go
[Chorus:]
I’m in the mood I’m in the mood to get legless tonight
I’m in the mood I’m in the mood to get loaded tonight
[Chorus:]
I’m in the mood I’m in the mood to get legless tonight
I’m in the mood I’m in the mood to get shit faced tonight
