Nobody Weird Like Me
The freakiest show I know
Is the show of my own
Living my life in and out
Of the twilight zone
Bust my britches
Bless my soul
I'm a freak of nature
Walking totem pole
Look and see, I think you'll agree
Nobody weird like me
Intercourse with a porpoise
Is a dream for me
Hell-bent on inventing
A new species
Bust my britches
Bless my soul
I'm a freak of nature
Walking totem pole
Look and see, I think you'll agree
Nobody weird like me
Riding down the path
On the back of a giraffe
Me and the giraffe laughed
Because I passed some gas
Bust my britches
Bless my soul
I'm a freak of nature
Walking totem pole
Look and see, I think you'll agree
Nobody weird like me
Enchanted as a rabbit
That my life is a dream
Well, everything is never
Just as it seems
The freakiest show I know
Is the show of my own
Living my life in and out
Of the twilight zone
