Lavatory Lil
Look out for Lavatory Lil
Look out for Lavatory Lil
You think that she's a winner
When she's cooking you your dinner
But she's really moving in for the kill
Lavatory Lil
Watch out for Lavatory Lil
Watch out for Lavatory Lil
She says it's hunky-dory
When she's telling you her story
But she really thinks you're making her ill
Lavatory Lil
If you saw it coming at you
You could look the other way
But it isn't easy
When she's rolling in the hay
So much for Lavatory Lil
So much for Lavatory Lil
You think she's being friendly
But she's looking for a Bentley
And she'd rather go and swallow a pill
Lavatory Lil
If you saw that she was coming
You could get up off the track
But it isn't easy
When she hits you in the back
That's it for Lavatory Lil
That's it for Lavatory Lil
She's acting like a starlet
But she's looking like a harlot
As she's slowly heading over the hill
Lavatory Lil
Lavatory Lil
