Ke$ha Glitter Puke

Ke$ha:

Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek

 

Shrek:

Where's that donkey?

 

Ke$ha: sleepin' in a tub can really mess up ya neck

Before I leave, I stop to vomit up dequila and glitter

It seems like im spending every morning with my head in the sh*ter

Got vomit up in my hair (hair)

But I'm way too sick to care (care)

Now I'm falling down the stairs

I-I-I pull myself off the floor (floor)

And I'm almost out the door (door)

But my family's waiting forrr me..

 

Oh crap, not again it's an intervention

It's cool, I'm fine, I can stop at any time

 

Dad:

That's a lie, you won't try

Now you've made your mother cry

Look!

 

Mom:

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

 

Ke$ha:

I'm out of here, this is queer

I just drank a couple beers

 

Mom:

Don't leave, we love you

We even hired Dr. Drew

 

Dr. Drew:

This pattern needs to end-

 

Ke$ha:

I think I have to puke again!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-EWW!

EWWWW!

 

So I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling

Then they go down the line talkin' 'bout their feelings...

 

Brother:

It makes me sad when I see you brush your teeth with jack

Also you borrowed my cool bike and never gave it back!

 

Dad:

Stop showing off your butt (butt)

You're making young girls act like sluts (sluts)

And you're starting to get a beer gut, beer gut

 

Dr. Drew:

This behavior Is a dead end

And P-Diddy Is not your friend

You'll end up like Lindsay Lohan

L-L-L-L-Lohan

 

Ke$ha:

This is whack, I feel trapped-

 

Dr. Drew:

We want the old Kesha back.

 

Ke$ha:

Screw you Dr. Drew, and your stupid camera crew!

 

Mom:

Hey you

Dont have to shout,

We're just trying to help you out!

 

Brother, Dad, Mom:

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

 

Ke$ha:

Ok, I think it's time you know,

This is just a video.

I don't drink, or pee in sinks

It's what I want my fans to think

It's all an act, and in fact

It's even in my contract

 

Brother, Dad, Mom:

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Oh, we didn't know!

 

Ke$ha:

ha ha ha!

Oh, God... oh