Ke$ha Boys

Now today class, the topic of the day:

Boys, pretend they're men but they're just

Boys, they're always scratching on their

Toys, well let me tell you something

Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys

Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys

Tell me Rebeca, what do you know about boys?

 

Boys are horny in the morning

Then they tell me that they love me

Then I give them what they want

They always take me shopping

Boys will play it like James Dean

Dressing slick and talking 'bout

Misbehave, I'll go to school

To kick their ass like I'm their mother

 

Boys, pretend they're men but they're just

Boys, they're always scratching on their

Toys, well let me tell you something

Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys

You, there in the front row, Tessa, you

What do you know about boys?

Would you like to share it with the class?

 

If you looked down my boyfriend's brain

You would see it's kind of roomy

There's some balls and there's a sausage

Always pointing at my boobies

But don't get too complicated

Use big words are far too quick

You must learn to just be patient

Cause he's thinking with his

 

But if I want somebody to love

Guess I gotta try to put up

With the boys or I could turn gay

No, that's okay

 

So, if I want somebody to love

I just can't expect too much

From the boys, just use 'em for play

Now, that's okay

 

Boys, pretend they're men but they're just

Boys, they're always scratching on their

Toys, well let me tell you something

Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys

So, to sum up today's lesson

 

Boys, they might have sexy muscles

Or a shiny Lamborghini

But it's probably compensating

For an eeny teeny weenie

Eeny teeny weenie, eeny teeny weenie

Eeny teeny weenie, eeny teeny weenie

 

So, if I want somebody to love

I just can't expect too much

From the boys, just use 'em for play

Just use them to play with

 

They're really cute

They're not really good for that much but

They can like run around and you know

You can kind of get down with them

And they're kind of funny and

They kind of smell but sometimes they

Boys are, boys are okay

Parts of them, parts of them are okay