Dirty Old Egg-Sucking Dog (Muppet Show Version)
Well, he's not very handsome to look at
Oh, he's shaggy and he eats like a hog
And he's always killin' my chickens
That dirty old egg-suckin' dog
Egg-suckin' dog
I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground
If you don't stay out of my hen house
You dirty old egg-suckin' hound
If he don't stop eatin' my eggs up
Though I'm not a real bad guy
I'm going to take my rifle and send him
To that great chicken house in the sky
Egg-suckin' dog
I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground
If you don't stay out of my hen house
You dirty old egg-suckin' hound
