My dad’s gone crazy
[Intro:]
[Tuning Tv]
[Eminem Snortin Crack]
[Tv Presenter:]
Hello boys and girls
Today we're gonna talk about father and
Daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy?
I'll bet you do
[Door opens]
who's your daddy?
[Hailie:]
Daddy, what're you doing?
[Beat starts]
[Eminem:]
Haha
[Eminem & Hailie:]
Ok then! everybody, listen up!
[Eminem:]
I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me?
[Hailie:]
Somebody, please help him!
[giggle]
I think my dad gone crazy!
[Verse #1:]
There's no mountain I can't climb
There's no tower too high,
No plane that I can't learn how to fly
What do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you
There ain't nothing I can't take this chainsaw to
[Hailey Makes Chainsaw Sound]
F*ckin' brain's brawn, and brass balls
I cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,
Sunglasses with elton john's name, on my drag wall
I'm out the closet, I been lying my a*s off
All this time, me and dre been f*cking with hats off
[Dr Dre:]
S*ck it marshall
[Eminem:]
So tell laura and her husband to back off
Before i push this motherfucking button and blast off
And launch one of these russians, and blast off
[Hailie Makes Explosion Sound]
Blow every fucking thing, except afghanistan on the map, off
when will it stop? when will I knock the crap off?
[Knocking]
Haley, tell 'em baby
[Haley:]
My dad's lost it
[Chorus:]
[Eminem:]
There's really nothin' else to say I
I can't explain it
[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!
[Eminem:]
A little help from hailie jade
Won't you tell em' baby
[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!
[Eminem:]
Theres nothin' you could do or
Say that could ever change me
[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!
[Eminem:]
There's no one on earth that can
Save me, not even halie
[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!
[Verse 2:]
It's like my mother always told me
[Eminem Impersinates His Mom]
Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana
And codeine and goddamit, you little motherf*cker
If you aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin' uh
F*ck that sh*t, b*tch, eat a motherf*ckin' d*ck
Chew on a prick, and lick a million motherf*ckin' cocks per second
I'd rather put out a motherf*cking gospel record
I'd rather be a pu*sy-whipped b*tch, eat pu*sy
And have pu*sy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose
Then quit bringin my flows, quit giving me my ammo
Can't you see why I'm so mean?
If y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my m.o.
I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo
Catch a homo by his toe, man I don't know no more
Am I the only f*ckin one who's normal any more?
[Hailey:]
Dad
[Chorus]
[Eminem:]
There's really nothin' else to say I
I can't explain it
[Verse #3:]
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
see what you're seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first
Cuz when I speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my fuckin teeth before id ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by f*ckin' lightning twice at once
And die and come back as vanilla ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with shit, every time I sung
Like r kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on
More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane
Aimed at the world trade, standin' on ronny's grave
Screaming at the sky, till clouds gather as clyde mathers and bonnie jade
And thats pretty much the gist of it,Parents are pi*sed, but the kids love it
Nine millimeter, heater stashed, in two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, I wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither
[Chorus]
[Eminem:]
There's really nothin' else to say I
I can't explain it
[Outro:]
[Eminem:]
Crazy
[Hailie:]
ha ha
You're funny daddy!
