Bad influence
[Chorus:]
(Just pull the plug!)
People say that
I'm a bad influence
I say the world's
Already f*cked
I'm just addin to it
They say I'm suicidal
Teenagers' newest idol
C'mon do as I do
Go ahead get mad and do it
[Verse 1:]
Hand me an .8
Beam me up and land me in space
I'ma sit on top
Of the world (I'm here)
And shit on Brandy and Mase
I'm more than ill
Scarier than a white journalist
In a room
With Lauryn Hill (ahhh)
Human horror film
But with a lot funnier plot
And people goin' feel me cuz
I'ma still be
The mad rapper whether I
Got money or not (yup)
As long as I'm on pills
And I got plenty of pot
I'll be in a canoe paddlin'
Makin' fun of your yacht
But I would like an award
For the best rapper
To get one mic in The Source
And a wardrobe I can afford
Otherwise I might get sent up
Back-strike in a Ford
And you wonder what the f*ck
I need more Vicadin for
Everybody's pissin' me off
Even a No Limit tank looks like
A middle finger
Sideways flippin' me off
No sh*t I'm a grave danger
To my health
Why else would I kill you
And jump in a grave
And bury myself
[Chorus:]
(Just pull the plug!)
People say that
I'm a bad influence
I say the world's
Already f*cked
I'm just addin to it
They say I'm suicidal
Teenagers' newest idol
C'mon do as I do
Go ahead get mad and do it
[Verse 2:]
I'm the illest rapper to hold
The cordless, patrolling corners
Looking for hookers to punch
In the mouth with a roll of quarters
I'm meaner in action
Than Rosco beating James Tar Senior
Across the back with
Vacuum cleaner attachments (ouch ouch)
I grew up in the wild hood
As a hazardous youth
With a fucked up childhood
That I used as an excuse
And ain't shit changed
I kept the same mindstate
Since the third time that
I failed 9th grade
You probably think that
I'm a negative person
Don't be so sure of it
I don't promote violence
I just encourage it (c'mon)
I laugh at the sight of death
As I fall down
A cement flight of steps (ahhhh)
And land inside a bed of spider webs
So throw caution to the wind
You and a friend
Can jump off of a bridge
And if you live, do it again
Shit, why not?
Blow your brain out
I'm blowing mine out
Fuck it, you only live once
You might as well die now
[Chorus:]
(Just pull the plug!)
People say that
I'm a bad influence
I say the world's
Already f*cked
I'm just addin to it
They say I'm suicidal
Teenagers' newest idol
C'mon do as I do
Go ahead get mad and do it
[Verse 3:]
My basic disk will make you
Take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take
The pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
Are rippin' out your skull so bad
To sew you back would
Be a waste of stitches
I'm not a "Role Model,"
I don't wanna babysit kids
I got one little girl, and
Hailey Jade is Shady's business
And Shady's just an alias
I made to make you pissed off
Where the f*ck were you when
Gil was payin me to dishwash
I make a couple statements and
Now look how crazy sh*t got
You may be gettin' a bigger attitude
Than maybe Kim's got
And the sh*t's almost got
The same fate that Grady's b*tch got
I know that "Just the Two of Us"
Would make you hate me this much
And Just the Two of Us
That ain't got shit to do
With us and our personal life
It's just words on a mic
So you can call me a punk
A pervert or a chauvinist pig
But the funny shit is that
I still go with the b*tch
