You re So Static
Ive a constant ache in the morning light
Its on account of the night before
Some Park Lane lady in a shady bar
Took a fancy to the watch I wore
But I can still remember how she laughed at me
As I spun around and hit the bed
She said thank you honey, forget about the money
This pretty watchll do instead
City living woman, youre so static
Matching your men with a hook and eye
If youre gonna spend the summer in New York City
Them women oh oh oh theyre gonna slice your pie
Said youre so static, baby Ive had it
Rolling in a yellow cab
Downtown hustlers trying to pull some muscle
If they catch you, oh oh oh it could turn out bad
Its a Show me what you want, Ill show you what Ive got
I can show you a real good time
Shes a friend indeed of a friend in need
But youll be sorry when she leaves you crying
