Texan Love Song
I heard from a friend youd been messing around
With a cute little thing Id been dating uptown
Well I dont know if I like that idea much
Well youd better stay clear I might start acting rough
You out of town guys sure think youre real keen
Think all of us boys are homespun and green
But thats wrong my friend so get this through your head
Were tough and were Texan with necks good and red
So its Ki yi yippie yi yi
You long hairs are sure gonna die
Our American home was clean till you came
And kids still respected the presidents name
And the eagle still flew in the sky
Hearts filled with national pride
Then you came along with your drug-crazy songs
Goddamit youre all gonna die
How dare you sit there and drink all our beer
Oh its made for us workers who sweat spit and swear
The minds of our daughters are poisoned by you
With your communistic politics and them negro blues
Well Im gonna quit talking and take action now
Run all of you fairies clean out of this town
Oh Im dog tired of watching you mess up our lives
Spending the summertime naturally high
