Teacher I Need You
I was sitting in the classroom
Trying to look intelligent
In case the teacher looked at me
She was long and she was lean
Shes a middle-aged dream
And that lady means the whole world to me
Its a natural achievement
Conquering my homework
With her image pounding in my brain
Shes an inspiration
For my graduation
And she helps to keep the classroom sane
Oh teacher I need you like a little child
You got something in you to drive a schoolboy wild
You give me education in the lovesick blues
Help me get straight come out and say
Teacher I, teacher I, teacher I, Teacher I need you
I have to write a letter
Tell about my feelings
Just to let her know the scene
Focus my attention
On some further education
In connection with the birdies and the bees
So Im sitting in the classroom
Im looking like a zombie
Im waiting for the bell to ring
Ive got John Wayne stances
Ive got Erroll Flynn advances
And it doesnt mean a doggoned thing
