Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured
Ask if we can have six in,
If not we'll have to have two
Well, you're coming up our end, aren't ya?
So I'll get one with you
Won't you let us have six in?
"Especially not with the food"
He could've just told us "no" though,
He didn't have to be rude
You see her with the green dress?
She talked to me at the bar
Well how come it's already two pound fifty?
We've only gone about a yard!
Didn't you see she were gorgeous
She were beyond belief!
But this lad at the side, drinking a Smirnoff Ice
Came and paid for her Tropical Reef
But I'm sitting going backward
And I didn't want to leave
I said "It's High Green, mate, via Hillsborough, please!"
Well how funny were that sketch earlier
Up near that taxi rank
Oh no, you would've missed it
I think it were when you went to the bank
These two lads squaring up proper, shouting
"I were next in the queue!"
The kind of thing that'd seem so silly
But not when they've both had a few
Well calm down, temper, temper,
'Cause you shouldn't get so annoyed
Well you're acting like a silly little boy
They wanted to be men and do some fighting in the street
Said "No surrender, no chance of retreat!"
So why're we in the taxi?
'Cause I didn't want to leave
I said "It's High Green, mate, via Hillsborough, please!"
Drunken plot hatches to jump it
Ask around, are you sure?
Went for it, but the red light was showing; the red light
indicates doors are secured.
