Brianstorm
Brian, top marks for not tryin',
So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness,
We're grateful and so strangely comforted
And I wonder, are you putting us under?
'Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and tie's combination,
Well, see you later, innovator
Some want to kiss, some want to kick you,
There's not a net you couldn't slip through,
Or at least that's the impression I get
'cause you're smooth and you're wet,
And she's not aware yet
but she's yours
She'll be saying, "Use me,
show me the jacuzzi!"
I imagine that it's there on a plate,
Your rendezvous rate
means that you'll never be frightened to make 'em wait
for a while,
I doubt it's your style
not to get what you set out to acquire,
The eyes are on fire,
You are the unforecasted storm
(Brian)
Calm, collected and commandin',
(Top marks for not tryin')
You leave the other stories standin'
with your renditions and jokes,
Bet there's hundreds of blokes
that have wept cause you've stolen their...
thunder!
Are you putting us under?
'Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt's and tie's combination,
Well, see you later, innovator
