Cereal Wars
Get up early in the morning, going to the store.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
Its the cereal war.
Fucking store never has the monsters and they never get more.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
Its the cereal war.
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock, its got a condom in the box.
Ill try some cocoa puffs
today who the fuck is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dinos are the best, theyve got more marshmallows than the rest.
Theres not a lot of cocoa in Cocoa Krispies, and always stay away from
Wheaties.
Now its dinner time and Im going back to the store.
I had some Erkles, liked em a lot. Its
the cereal war.
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes, and then I could try Sugar Bombs.
The soggies will never get
Capn Crunch, I guess Ill have Crunch Berries for lunch.
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, thats the only kind Ill eat.
Give me sugar, not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a squirrel to you?
