Two elixirs
He wakes up in the early, early morning
He takes his first elixir
It makes his brain speed up
And he works all day 'til he's done
And then the whistle blows
And he wakes in a bad mood
So he takes his next elixir
And now he smiles and he cheers
And he feels real happy
Wants to dance the night away
And then he wakes up
and he looks in the mirror
And he says
"This has got outta hand
I look like I'm 50 years old
and rather feel like I'm hit by a truck"
And he swears he's
gotta kick the elixirs
Still he has to get through the day
And so he smiles and he swears
and he gulps the next bottle
Wants to dance the night away
He wakes up in the early, early morning
He takes his first elixir
It makes his brain speed up
And he works all day 'til he's done
And then the whistle blows
And he wakes in a bad mood
So he takes his next elixir
And now he smiles and he cheers
And he feels real happy
Wants to dance the night away
