That s How I Beat Shag
And it goes, and it goes
And it goes a little something like this
Hit It!
Aarons in the house
Come on
Here we go
Aarons in the house
Yo guys, check it out
Guess what happened to me
(Another crazy story, come on AC)
I was hanging at the court
Just playing some ball
Working on my game
(Yeah, we heard it all)
I heard the fans screaming
I thought it was for me
But then I saw a shadow
It was 12 foot 3
It was Shaquile ONeal
(What? What did he say?)
(How bout some one-on-one, you wanna play?)
I told him why not, I got some time
But when I beat you real bad
Try not to cry
(Please Aaron, are you for real?)
(One-on-one with Shaquile ONeal?)
Yeah, 34 Centre from the L.A. Lakers
(You mustve been nervous)
I knew I could take him
Scared the Shaq, sike him out
I said ONeal, youre in my house now
Start the game the whistle blows
Pay attention close as the story goes...
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Its like boom (boom)
I put it in the hoop
Like slam (slam)
I heard the crowd screaming
out jam (jam)
I swear that Im telling you the facts
Cuz thats how I beat Shaq
X2
So check it out
I thought I had the lead
But then he started scoring mad points on me
I was scoring up bricks
Was he hitting those shots?
I knew that there was a way that I could make it stop
I had a plan, I could change the pace
I said, Yo Shaq you didnt tie your shoelace
He looked down, I stole the ball
Im taking him the ???? now watch me all
A 3-pointer, nothing but net
Come on Shaq, had enough yet?
Down by two, Im catching up
I guess hes getting nervous
Cuz he got no luck
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Dunk after dunk
Jam after jam
Cheerleaders are cheering
Aarons the man
X 2
???? were shot
I couldnt believe it was real
(I cant believe a kid just stuffed ONeal)
One more second, was all that remained
I put the ball up
I put him in shame
I must admit that it sounds real crazy
but the ball went in
Then he cried like a baby
Sorry Shaq, I shouldve let you win
Youre good too
And we can still be friends
The fans went nuts
They put me on their shoulders
Then I heard a voice
And it sounded like my mothers
(Get up for school, youre gonna be late!)
Ma, cant you see that Im playing the game?
(How you could be playing if youre still in bed?)
(Are you gettin sick, did you hit your head?)
Aw, man it was all a dream
I guess that kinda thing could never happen to me
If it was a dream and it wasnt real
Howd I get a jersey with the name ONeal?
Woah...
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