- "I have good news and bad news", the defense lawyer says to his…

- "I have good news and bad news", the defense lawyer says to his client.
- "What's the bad news?"
The lawyer says:
- "Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene."
- "Dammit!" cries the client. "What's the good news?"
- "Well," the lawyer says, "Your cholesterol is down to 140."