Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that day…

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that day anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday", and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning" let alone "Happy Birthday". I thought "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember". The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and as I walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said "Good morning boss, happy birthday". I felt a little better, someone had remembered.
I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked at my door and said "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me". I said "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go".
We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go, we went out into the country to a little private place.